Oh, Lazy Jane's! You are a Madison institution.
Here are the things I love about you:
-The decor make you feel like you are eating in your grandmother's living room, a ski lodge, and an art gallery all at once.
-I like playing Scrabble while eating your delicious food.
-I enjoy the camaraderie you feel in line while waiting to order.
-I think it is adorable that your "OPEN" sign switches to "NOPE" when you are closed.
-The food is excellent, and the lack of brunch cocktails encourages me to not waste my weekends day-drinking, which I am prone to.
Here are things that I dislike, but will accept as part of life:
-The long lines every day. I like you a lot, but sometimes I need hangover food immediately and opt to go to a way worse place across the street.
-Cash only always throws me off. I wish you would accept my plastic or at least my good intentions as currency.
-The gluten-free toast you have is kinda gross. I used to upgrade to it out of principle, but now I just give my toast to whoever I am eating with.