Burritos hit close to home. In fact, I was an identical twin to a burrito, we were born minutes apart - I was nursed, he was eaten (nursed first).
Ingredient-wise, the custom portabello with vegan sour cream and cheese was safe to say top ten.
A minor flaw prevents the fifth star - clearly aesthetics are my priority - uh clearest I can put this - the burrito is SQUARE.
I understand the gratification about nursing with both hands then ripping its head off with your teeth - in fact how I treat most infants - Max you're not proving anything with the knife and fork - thankfully I have enormous hands (llladies).
"Burrito" in Spanish means "Little Donkey" however more accurate is a "burrisimo" - "enormous donkey."
Wrap it up Mad Mex! The two-handed burrito stays!