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  • The Captain Crunch® milkshake is something that only a demented mad scientist could have possibly concocted. It taste[d] so goddamn good .... - Wait, why are you posting a review for a closed eatery, Edwin P.? Well, I have never attained Review of the Day (ROTD) and this is my one hailmary attempt at getting one. - Wait, why are ROTD's being doled out to Yelpers for closed businesses? LOLCOPTER! Setting aside the Captain Crunch® milkshake for just one minute, I also tr[ied] a cornucopia of burgers here -- the Lamb Burger; Southwest Burger; and I cannot recall which other ones -- as well as sides, which of course I cannot recall either. Nothing beat that Captain Crunch® shake though. Forget everything and get the goddamn Captain Crunch® shake! A few useless administrative notes: + Groupon® offer[ed] multiple choices for vouchers. Lunch (12$/24$); Dinner (15$/30$); and, Dinner for four or more patrons (20$/40$). + They participate[d] in Three Square's Restaurant Week. + Total Rewards® card [got] you discounts on menu items. + Returning within twenty-four hours with receipt [would] get you 15% off of bill. Probably most useful for tourists, or specifically tourists with access to a functional time machine. - Pepsi® products [were] 3.99$. - Substitutes to regular fries that normally come with meals incur[ed] a seemingly arbitrary 2$ surcharge, even though all sides indeed are on the same menu price point: 4$. I left my debit card once here, and called to see if they have a Lost & Found. The employee I spoke with was pleasant enough, took my information, and informed me that a manager would be calling me back. They never called back. Not cool. And now you are closed. Coincidence? I think not. Rating: Three-stars, "A-OK." Postscript: I am not getting that ROTD am I?
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