My buddy Dave goes to Vegas so much he should be a tour guide or write one of those little travel books. He told me about EI. The first time I walked in I thought I might just be on the threshold of hell. There's a good share of working girls and junkies mingling about inside. And of course there's the borderline cyanotic, half-dead 82 year old lady on oxygen sitting at the Wheel of Fortune penny slots leaning crookedly onto her front wheel walker parked next to the machine. BUT, once you get past all that you'll find the $3 happy hour craps table, Ron - the coolest pit boss in Vegas, Metro Pizza, the off-menu steak special at night, and the steak and egg special in the morning. Oh and there's a tiny, dumpy sports book inside so I can take a break from craps to check my NFL bets. This place is by far my favorite part of Vegas.