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| - You know what, fancy-pants? When is the last time that you came to Panda Express, ate, and left saying to yourself "Oh my god that is NOT what I was expecting, ugh, I wanna barfcakes all over"? No. You haven't. You know why? Because Panda is JUST FINE. It is what it is, and you know exactly what you're getting yourself into. There are MUCH better options for Chinese nearby, and some crazily good authentic stuff that I'm sure readers of my reviews are intimately familiar with. But sometimes, you just want to swing by, grab a bit, and be on your merry way. This is FAST FOOD, people. And as far as fast food goes, it's fuckin' delicious. So get off your high horses, drink yourself into a good hangover, and go eat a big ol' meal here. THEN come at me with your two-star ratings.
Yeah. That's what I thought.
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