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| - Trader Joe's is great. Fresh produce, an eclectic variety of food and sundries to choose from, an excellent array of beer and wine to get your drunk on, and so on and so on. I've give TJ's 10 stars if they ever got around to putting a fresh meats department, but I won't nitpick. I shop here once a week, even if I don't have to.
So how much do I love Trader Joe's?
I wanna take TJ's out back, have a clandestine love affair with it, have hot and sweaty sex, get her knocked up, shotgun wedding her, have more TJ babies, and live with her happily ever after. For real.
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