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| - Okay, let's get this out of the way, à la 12-Step: I admit I'm powerless over tobacco. Maybe a Power greater than myself could restore me to sanity. But until that happens, I'm going to get my fix wherever I can get it at the lowest price. And that place is the Snow Mountain Smoke Shop.
Here's where I got divorced from the Marlboro Man after a long-term marriage and began my affair with [a] Native: he's all-natural, doesn't believe in additives, and is very low-maintenance, requiring nearly half as much support money as MM used to suck out of me.
I used to go to the Main St. store, but then I realized it's a much easier drive on 95N than dealing with traffic and downtown. It's only about 4 miles past the Durango exit, and once past that, it's clear sailing - even during rush hour - with a 70 mph speed limit. And while you're there, you can gas up your car, at prices that often are less than in-town prices.
As much as I wish I weren't, I have to admit I'm a fan.
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