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I'm addicted to someone using their magical hands to putting me in a tranquil sleep. The best place for the money, no discussion, is European Massage Therapy School. If you're wondering why this rather dashingly handsome young man is getting a massage it is because my bed is like sleeping on the floor, in fact your floor may be softer than my bed, and I stand on my feet all day at work duh.
The therapist are students who've graduated the 9 month program and are doing clinic times and what not so have no fear, you won't be getting someone who is just experimenting on you. The therapist are also friendly, have good communication, on time, and very professional. You will be asked to strip into your undies, so... if you're a shy ostrich, this probably isn't the place for you.
The prices are $30 for 50 minutes (Swedish or Deep Tissue) and $45 for 80 minutes. That's cheap. Massage Envy introductory price (assuming you enroll in their program) is $39 for one hour, Groupon/Living Social advertise massages for almost double the price and same time. They're also CASH ONLY.
To find the place, its in the same section of the Peccole Ranch Plaza where Jollibee's and Tropical Smoothie are, and in the corner there are some stairs(or elevator) for you to go up.
I haven't had a problem with making same day massages, so call EMTS because just like the other EMTs acronym, they'll save you once you're done with gambling your body away at the hundreds of foot massage parlors all throughout Vegas.
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