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  • My wife hates gyros. She ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY hates gyros. But she loves these (and as a matter of fact is craving them something fierce as I type this). I could probably end my review here, but let me elaborate further. Darren W. is absolutely right -- eating one of these gyros is a truly Herculean effort. I can just barely finish one, and I'm guaranteed to not be hungry for more or less the rest of the day. And what a gyro it is! Gigantic, toasty pita. Wonderfully seasoned lamb, and tons of it. Tzatziki sauce that is one part cool cucumber and two parts AMBROSIA OF THE GODS. Crisp lettuce, juicy tomato, flavorful onion. All wrapped up in a large foil package that contains all the wonders of modern compression technology therein, because the package itself is deceptively SMALL for what lies within. Darren also jokingly claims that if you give the Minotaur this gyro, he'll be your friend. I'm in absolute agreement, except for one detail. The story usually ends with the Minotaur having the gyro for lunch, right? At Gali's, the gyro is so huge and powerful that THE GYRO HAS THE MINOTAUR FOR LUNCH, not the other way around. Highly, highly, recommended. EAT GYRO OR DIE!
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