"I used to be an adventurer like you. Until I took a hockey stick to the ear."
Around 9pm the incident happened on a weekday and I could not find a 24 hour quick care for the life of me. Waited till this location opened up in the morning, walked in, signed in, and paid my $80. Within 30 minutes I met with the Doc and he began stitching my ear back together. He did a great job, was friendly, informative, and had a great sense of humor. This goes a long way with me, because I get rather nervous when I am in a hospital or doctor's office even when I am not receiving medical care.
The whole process took about an hour and as I was leaving they told me they would bill me and I was also given a prescription for some antibiotics which I was able to pick up at the pharmacy right next door (I do not believe they have a Yelp business page as of yet).
The final bill (without insurance) ended up being about $170, which I thought was more than reasonable. In the event of another injury, I would definitely come back to this location rather than going to UMC's emergency room.