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  • So this place gets a zero for me but Yelp doesn't have that option! It's located inside the Palms hotel and I come here every Monday with my family for movie night. I've been seeing the billboards on the side of the road and the ads for the Turkey Dinner burger in the elevators and my mouth was watering wanting to try it. My boyfriend is never in the mood for burgers when we visit Palms but this Labor Day I finally harassed him enough and he said yes we'll go here for dinner. So after the movies we trecked our way through the long hallways to Cafe 6 to try this burger they so avidly have been advertising. It opens at 5pm so we got there a few minutes after 5pm and first impression was beautiful but empty. The decor is setup like a small restaurant with a lounge feel with a view of the spa pool and brick columns with digital fireplaces on display. There is a bar with three LCD TV screens showing three different sports games and one bartender. The lady who greeted us was also our Waitress and she did not mention this so at first I wasn't sure we should order with her but after bringing our drinks she starting taking food orders so I guess. Now on to the food, we ordered buffalo hot wings and the "Turkey Dinner" burger with skinny fries. I had a Sauvignon Blanc and my boy had a beer. My Sauvignon Blanc came out first and it was extremely sour aka cheap even for a house wine. I imagine this is what those dollar store wines taste like! So I stuck to the water. The buffalo wings came out after and I had a few they were regular as I expected but I'm not a fan of hot wings so this was mainly my bf's dish. After eating a couple he pulled out a wing and showed me a wing with a huge patch of fried chicken hair. Gross! Don't you fully clean the chicken before cooking? Then my Turkey Dinner arrived and it looked nothing like the posters. I know that photographers photo shop but kudos to the photog because this burger looked completely different! The "meat" was gray and so was the bun. I bit into it and stopped mid-bite. What I had just tasted my brain couldn't comprehend. The taste or lack there of was horrendous! Dry, flavorless and yuck, just Yuck! I have never tasted something that bad ever! That was not turkey meat and I eat tofu and veggie burgers and they still have never tasted like that so I don't know what kind of mystery meat that was! I still can't barely explain just how bad it was. Tasted like how I imagine diabetic hospital food would taste! No seasoning, bland, not fresh and just not good! I quickly grabbed the sour white wine to swallow my bite. I thought maybe it's just the initial bite so I cleansed my pallet with the glass of water and fries and tried again. I took two more bites but on my last third bite I decided not to submit my tastebuds to such torture and gave up. I downed the glass of sour wine to get the taste of my tongue and asked for the check. Another reason why I gave up was because on my last bite I noticed some gray fatty matter from the burger. I lifted up the bun to find even more gray fatty matter coming from the burger! Ewe how could you put that in with the burger doesn't the Chef inspect the food after he cooks it and sends it out? I so wanted to like this place and this burger but I declare that the person in the kitchen must be a line cook and not a real Chef because no self-respecting Chef that loves food and loves what he/she does would send out something that grotesque! Now I know why this place was so empty. You have a beautiful space and amazing advertisements but I suggest instead of spending thousands of dollars on those giant billboards you spend your money and figure out what's going on going on inside that kitchen because if that is how bad your promotional dish tastes I shudder to think how the rest of the food on the menu tastes! The only thing that was good i.e. safe was the water and skinny fries. Big let down for me and I'm sorry to say I cannot bring myself to recommend this to not even my worst enemy.
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