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  • You've got to be kidding me..... My parents just moved to the Cave Creek area and so we went for a visit. I figured if we are going to the sticks, might as well go all out and hit an authentic southwestern place, so I made reservations at Tonto. The decor is definitely southwestern but way over the top cheesy southwestern. The food is, well...., the food is just not good. I've never and I do mean never gone to a place where every meal picked at the table was bad. Pork Schnitzel is not really schnitzel, more of a poorly breaded piece of pork cut up into triangle slices and it was extremely tough. Spring Pea Risotto had the consistency of paste, Diver Scallops did not taste fresh and the Calamari on my Mother's salad was like rubber. And finally the service, what can I say other than the service just flat out sucks. Waitress had some kind of piss poor attitude. I would have been better off asking the floor tiles to serve us. Not going to beat around the bush and give 3 or 2 stars saying I will give it another try because that ain't gonna happen.
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