It's OK. It's just like opening the fridge and cooking it yourself if you're not a chef but can fry and egg. I was mislead by the reviews. It's really about as plain Jane as they come. It's not horrible. You won't die. But you'll ask yourself why I listened to a bunch of hipsters who think birdtown is "quaint." This lead me to label it the PBR of breakfast spots. It's breakfast like your grandfather cooks. No frills, No spice because the doctor said so, It serves its purpose, and if you turn your nose up at it, you feel bad because it's your grandpa (or he kicks the crap out of ya, you goodfornothing ingrate!)