Haha wow. Got the Black and Bleu Portabella Sandwich (without Garlic Aioli). It was awesome. They even do the thing where the bun is glossy and just way better than usual. The bites without portabella, with just the bun, lettuce, tomato, etc. were even good. I think I ordered fries on the side but they gave me tater tots. Don't usually get them but they were good, crispy, etc. There was actually a single french fry in there and the tater tots held their own comparatively. The place was nice inside but I got carry out. Another nice thing was the side of bbq sauce in a little cup sized container, so there was more than enough.