If you want to stay at a place with the following this is the perfect hotel for you:
*wifi that goes in and out "depending on how many people are using it"
*lumpy pillows
*holes in your towels
*staff that doesn't care didn't even ask how my stay was when I checked out (guess y'all don't want my repeat business as I would be staying here two weeks out of the month but not after this experience)
*a gym with a broken treadmill (despite expressing this it was never fixed during my week here)
*broken drink dispensers at complimentary breakfast