Every time I slither into this joint, there is no one there.....and I like that. Walk up to the counter, gather myself and then order something that I know I wont be able to finish but will never back down from the challenge. Their guac is very sexual (good). So, I suggest you put it on anything you order. You could just order a Diet Pepsi to go....put guac in it. I was pretty hungry when I ordered and all I could think about is laying on my couch like a slob and bearing down on the large portioned sub they always make. Before I knew it, I was still standing at the counter waiting for the artist to finish making the grub. "Um yeah hello?.......did you fall asleep back there errrr...????". this happens every single time I go there. The finished product is always good.....but....ya know.....15 mins waiting around by yourself pretending to make fake phone calls so you don't look like a creep gets kinda weird after awhile. Go get some food here, just bring a sleeping bag for a nap while its being made.