A. Empty, even at 1am (I hit the bricks to Pure right after)
B. Girls doubled up my weight (I'm 178lbs, mind you)
C. Dark, which is good for the spot, but not for the patron (you'll be gnawing off your arm before breakfast once you see her in the light)
D. Free so it was commensurate with the poppin-factor (nil)
E. 2 stars because it was at least comic-relief that the boys can laugh about when we re-convene
I will not hit again (nor will I hit TI in the near future)