If you're a straight male like me, your sense of fashion has probably never evolved much past third grade.
* Button-down 501's
* Oxford button down shirt
* Roper boots
So try Thaku's.
The owner, Neil, has dressed me for years. I simply go in, tell him the nature of the event, and he picks out the perfect outfit.
I've got yellow, purple, and red sport coats.
Linen pants.
Silk ties.
And custom made shirts that allow you to count my entire thirty pack.
Crazy awesome props to Neil for making me look not only fashionable, but gay enough to get hit on by even the cutest of dudes.
I don't believe I just said that.