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| - I had a meeting in this area and I hadn't eaten all day, so I went here to taste this new joint. What a huge disappointment after being told these were the best burgers ever.
Everything I had was so utterly salty and cooked bad, that eating at McDonalds would have been much better than eating here.
Where do I start? Fries, were the type of fries that might have been sitting out the day before. They were all petrified, and extremely salty. The kind of fries where every single one tasted like a bad potato chip. They were supposed to have sea salt on them, which would have made the saltiness a little bearable, but there was no trace of sea salt on these.
Haystack Onion strings were seasoned so badly I had to throw them out. They had this funky taste that made me think they were seasoned with ground up chicken bullion cubes. I kid you not. They were just so over the top they were inedible.
The burger probably was better than the sides but all the burger was, was a huge mass of gray meat. There was no char whatsoever, as if it was microwaved or something. I took a few bites and didn't finish this either. The only thing I liked about this burger was the wheat bun, but it was so doughy and starchy, way too much bread for meat.
There are very few burger joints in the area worse than this place, go to all of them and you'll know you ate better than eating at Smash Burger.
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