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| - What I am about to write is totally cliche. And, you can totally call me on it. But, I totally don't care. So, here goes: Total Wine is TOTALLY awesome! There I said it. Yes, it sounds cheesy, but I swear, the minute you walk into Total Wine, you'll understand. If you enjoy World Market's wine section and revel in the plethora of booze at BevMo, then you will be doing ecstatic cartwheels when you enter Total Wine.
It has aisles and aisles of alcohol. They even have signs letting you know what's on each aisle. Aisle 1: Merlot. Aisle 2: Cabernet. Aisle 3, 4, 5: Whiskey/Scotch/Bourbon. Yep, I do believe there were several aisles dedicated to J.D., J.B. and their friends across the pond. I was in awe of the selection, and because I know little about hard liquor, I was dumbfounded by the sheer quantity of brands and prices. But, it didn't take me long to read the little notes below each bottle and make a competent decision. And, I must say, I think I got a smoking deal on a great bottle of Scotch, thankyouverymuch!
My next venture was through the aisles and aisles and even more aisles of wine. Holy lover of wines! Never in my life have I seen so many bottles. And, the prices ranged from nearly Boone's-Farm- cheap to let-me-take-out-a-second-mortgage pricey. I was in a bit of rush, so I didn't spend too much time looking at all the wines, but that just gives me a reason to come back.
All in all, I feel pretty confident in saying Total Wine is a totally magical place. And not unlike Disneyland, it may just be the happiest place on Earth... well for me, at least.
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