Went to this place because we had signed up for a gamblers card and wanted to accumulate points since we were doing so well at their other affiliated casino, Sam's Town.
Upon arrival, we open the doors and see nothing but AZNs. Not that there's anything wrong with that, being that I'm AZN myself but shit man, I felt like I was in China-- having never even been there physically-- I imagine in my brain that Gold Coast is comparable to visiting China... [I kid.]
We were on a mission to kill it on the Craps table... but instead, the craps table killed us. I was down $X00, and for a fabulous but broke ass motha fuckin college student, $X00 bones is BIZZANK! [X being the variable equivalent to "a shit load of money"]
I was hitting all my numbers on the roulette table and luckily I managed to break even. Then we bounced to the ounce and said, "FUCK THIS PLACE!" From a chronic gamblers viewpoint, this place womps.