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  • Neighbor knocks on my door... "sooooo... i saw a ball of bees on the side of your house earlier, but now they're gone. I think they went into your block wall..." I have immediate catastrophic shock... i glance to the sky and and notice a cloud in the shape of a hand with the middle finger exteded, flipping me off.... i think... "it's gonna be one of those days eh?"... I literally thought... ok... wall has to come down (block home)... gotta get the bee guy to come, get the bees out...then we gotta rebuild the wall, hell we might as well paint the house while we're doing this.. i could take out a loan to take care of this, or maybe sell one of the cars... or maybe a kid!... After a minor freak out, I yelped beekeepers and found THE BEEKEEPER... called and told them my problem, they said they would be out to my house within the hour.... and they were. 40 minutes later, a keeper of the bees knocks on my door... i open my door... he says, "Hi, I'm Marino... " he was very professional and was very confident that this was a minor problem...very Robert Shaw of him (the old boat captain from the hit movie "Jaws")... so much that he walked up to the bee hole and knocked on it... later he described, that he was trying to diagnose their behavior to see how long they had been there... (a guy who knows bee behavior is the guy you want for the job... right?!)... long story short, he says... "this is nothing ill take care of it right away... "... i ask... how much? Lets just say i didn't take out a loan, sell a car, or a child... it was more than reasonable! Less than $200 to take care of me and my family... I loved the service these guys provided! It was done quick, cheap, and freak out free!... and its warrantied work! This time when I looked to the sky... it was I who extended the middle finger to the cloud... not today cloud... not today... Marino is here! Next time you have a ball of bees that crawls into your wall call these guys, and I hope you are lucky enough to get MARINO!!! You da MAN Marino! In all seriousness... My home is currently bee ball free and my family is safe! This company was incredibly professional, punctual, and efficient at doing what most fear to do! Couldn't be happier with a business... Thanks guys!
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