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| - Ahh Jimmy Woo's, perhaps I caught you on an off day, but hindsight tells me that is very likely not the case. Your location could not be better, nor could your atmosphere, but it seems whoever is responsible for you failed to put any thought into your fare and its execution.
Picture this - 'Twas an early Saturday afternoon and maybe a dozen patrons were in attendance. Several items from the lunch menu were suggested by the dashing bartender (did not catch her name unfortunately). It took about a millisecond to see everything from this menu was similar to what one might find at a Panda Express drive-thru. Uninterested in any of those offerings I opted to go for a staple - beef fried rice. Upon looking back I think the lunch "specials" may have been suggested for a good reason, primarily because my friend's plate (who did take the recommendation) was served in a timely manner. His plate came out, delivered by who appeared to be a manager, about 10-15 minutes after ordering. Oddity number one - why weren't both orders delivered at the same time? In any case, conversations continued while I watched the "manager" walking around texting on his phone.
Quality check number one came from the bartender - "Everything is just fine," we replied. Quality check number two arrived and still no food for yours truly. Impatience having yet to set in, we replied that everything continued to be fine. Shortly after, I started noting other other patrons who had arrived long after we set foot in the place receiving their food. Quality check number three came to which I replied, "Have you seen a beef fried rice around here anywhere?" The bartender answered that food was delivered as soon as it was ready. Hmm... Okay. As time kept elapsing she offered a bowl of soup and even later, a drink on the house (I declined both). Finally, when I thought the anticipation could not get any greater, the "beef fried rice" was delivered. To say that it was sub-par would be a bit of an exaggeration; the first bite was cold as was the second. I started sticking my index finger in the heaping pile of "fried rice" sitting in front of me searching for any warmth. My excursions resulted in the conclusion that the beef was the only thing lukewarm on the plate.
In closing, after waiting an hour for an elementary dish during a decidedly slow part of the day, you left me disappointed Jimmy Woo's. I shutter to think of the quality of your lobster and lamb dishes if the fried rice is any indicator. I may find myself within your walls again in the future for a cocktail, but never again would I venture to waste my time or yours on your thoroughly uninspired and poorly executed menu.
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