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  • I've long heard the swimming pool at Eastland Suites was a great resource for our community members, offering water aerobic classes and lap swimming. Tonight I stopped by to look and give it a try before signing up for a membership. Mistake 1) getting my hopes up. Mistake 2) not using the restroom after I sucked down over half my mug of water before leaving work. Mistake 3) driving out of my way to get to Eastland Suites. The gentleman at the front desk was incredibly polite and accommodating. I showed him the letter my doctor wrote, encouraging me to exercise, and offered to pay a fee tonight to 'give it a try' as I understand I would be using the facility. He said they had no way to do that, and kindly gave me a keycard and directions to the pool as a test run. I was so very hopeful I'd love it and return after my laps to purchase my ongoing monthly membership. It was atrocious. I'm still dying inside 3 hours later. I must have been a fish in my previous life. I love water. All water. Okay, after tonight-most water. So it killed a small part of me to witness what I did. The locker room was the smallest, oldest, outdated, and filthiest room I've been in since that gas station restroom in Indianapolis on my "The Fault In The Stars" road trip to see "Funky Bones" in 2015. See #2 above; I had to pee like nobody's business, and was horrified to peek into the only stall and realize there was 0 toilet paper. It was then I had to flee the premise. I nearly ran to my car (a huge feat for me!), drove around and parked in front of the doors, and ran the key card inside. The kind gentleman immediately recognized me, and his face fell as he said, "How is it?" I placed the key on the counter, shaking my head while saying in my best Simon Cowell impression, "It's a NO from me!" I then informed him there was not so much as a single square of toilet paper and I was about to die, as I turned to leave. He did muster a "sorry" to my waddling back as I did my best to hold it in, while furiously wondering where I could find a sufficiently clean public toilet before my bladder erupted. I'm so heartbroken. I so wanted this to workout as my workout place. Sigh.
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