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Quick Review
+ Clean. Nice seats. I don't think a theatre should charge $$ for tickets just because it is kept clean and has nice seats. And, I especially do not think it should get five-stars for just that.
+/- Some food not available in run-of-the-mill theatres; however, not a full menu like CinéBistro or Alamo Drafthouse.
- How much am I being charged for tickets? What the hell is this? Manhattan?
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This is a good theatre. It's alright. It certainly is drastically overrated and considered "luxury" when it most definitely is not. Everyone settle down: it is just a Regal® that charges more for tickets and has three pictures* being screened at a time (*less than the dollar theatre) and has more than hot dogs/popcorn but nowhere near the real food (steaks, pastas, asparagus) and table service that true luxury theatres such as CB (http://www.yelp.com/biz/cin%C3%A9bistro-at-stony-point-fashion-park-richmond-2?hrid=Q8Ac-QY7r9i0hEGX5C2VUg&utm_campaign=www_review_share_popup&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=(direct)) or AD (http://www.yelp.com/biz/alamo-drafthouse-cinema-austin-11?hrid=KyoQX1FQfmQPKCDwEUOc7Q&utm_campaign=www_review_share_popup&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=(direct)). A club sandwich or other bar food such as mozzarella sticks does not a luxury theatre make.
Pro Tip: Large everything gets free refills. Large soda pop drink and large popcorn. Large popcorn is 8.64$ including tax (as of December 2015).
Pro Tip: The screen where they show you the seating is not touchscreen. I definitely tried to touch and select my seats the first time I came here. It was embarrassing at the time; funny now though.
Pro Tip: There is another Regal® that is not too far from this location. It's in the casino and tickets are not priced as high as here.
I wish the Las Vegas valley had a real luxury theatre. I wish we had real food with table service to accompany the nice seats and fifteen dollar tickets. I wish my inner monologue was not so treacherous based on my experiences of real luxury theatres. Maybe then I could five-star this theatre.
Maybe then, I could five-star any theatre in the Las Vegas valley. As of now: everything we have is sub-par in comparison to what other is offered in some other cities.
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Rating: Three-stars, "A-OK."