A freezer full of titles that need to be decoded!
I asked the counter guy the tough questions:
"What's the difference between bear claw, elephant trax, and badger trax?"
I can't remember what the difference was other than that elephant trax sounded the best. I didn't want to risk ending my day with artificial caramel, so chose the chocolate custard with peanut butter cups.
Perhaps a little steep at upwards of $5 per pint, but hey, it's not much more expensive than regular-price Haagen-Dazs or Ben&Jerry's is getting these days, and I think it's at least on par, plus it's freshly made!