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  • Chippendales is a great time. Now, I love the ladies. I think they're the greatest and so pretty and...really just the bees knees. That does not mean that a super heterosexual male such as myself can't enjoy (and learn from) a bunch of men paid to dance and exercise for a living. That being said, this show is hilarious. Sitting back and watching the huge crowd of woman go stupid over some guys pretending to be laborers or vampires or seamen was one of the best non-food related experiences of my trip. The guys do put on a great show. There is tons of interaction with the crowd and they maintain a really high level of energy throughout the entire show. HOWEVER, I do feel that I cheated the women I went with out of a very enjoyable experience. If you're a woman, and you go with a group of women...these bros will get right down in your group and make sexy times happen. If you're getting married, they'll bring you onstage and give you some special attention. if you go with a guy, you'll be lucky if they come near your group during crowd interaction time and IF they do..you'll get a very polite hug and they'll move on. Men, this show is not just for women. If you go, you'll learn a ton of new stuff....such as: 1) Don't rush to getting naked before sexy times. It is appropriate and encouraged to spend 5-6 minutes stripping out of your construction gear...and you never really have to show her anything besides your butt. 2) Back lighting is extremely important. Let's face it, whatever you've got going on...she's already seen it. So why not add some mystery? 2000 watt red stage lights positioned directly behind you at all times can add a aura of danger to the act of love making. 3) Abs 4) Role Play - Women enjoy consistency, except in the bed room. Change it up. Buy a hard hat and make her watch you grind some steal beams. Buy a Sailor's uniform and some aviators, march around the house, and salute every couple minutes. Get a big black cloak and whip that sh*t around, tie her to a chair, and bit her neck. 5) Dance..a lot. You might think that women want to sleep with you, you're wrong. They want to get drunk with their friends and watch you dance. This show is good for everybody. Women, go and holler at some boys and see some butts. Men, go and learn something. Women pay to see these men for a reason.
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