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  • Nooooope! Nope nope nope noppity nopeski. My good friend optimistically reserved a room here for us as a stop on our CA to TX roadtrip. Immediately upon arriving, there were already a couple defeated-looking customers huddled outside the entrance. "They locked the entrance," Customer 1 said, "They said they have no rooms left." At least we already had a reservation in place, right? "I have a reservation too. They just keep repeating that there are no rooms." Customer 2 said, "I got a room. It was really bad in there man. Really bad" We asked him what was so bad about it. Customer 2, "Like...I don't even want to talk about it. It was....so dirty and stuff everywhere and.....I don't really want to get more into it. I just...I asked them to do something or find me another room or something. Now I'm just waiting." We waited for a bit longer and the doors finally opened. Now, the lobby of a business is kind of like the trailer of a movie. It's the business's best foot forward, the welcoming entrance that makes you feel good in the space you're about to commit to for a night. Oftentimes it's plain and modest, which is just fine, especially for a lower priced motel. This wasn't even close to that good. It didn't give me that "Get a simple good night's rest with us!" kind of feel. More like a "Get murdered in your sleep!" kind of feel. I started to wonder if the reason this motel was full was because production crews were filming "morning after the crime" scenes for an episode of CSI. The front desk confirmed that "Sorry, there are too many people here. We don't have a room for you". We honestly just felt relieved and had far better rest in our car that night, especially after finally getting a look at the other reviews below. Now those are a fun read. Holy trainwreck, Batman...
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