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| - There have been two times in my life I have where I have felt "less than manly."
Incident number one was the first time I hung out with my ultra-cool ultra-hip black friends. As a white guy, it just doesn't work out in my favor. I tried the knuckle bump, chest bump, reverse sidearm hug dealio and just messed it up all around.
Incident number two was this exchange at the Gun Store.
Gun guy: You want a target?
Archie: I guess.
Gun guy: Well, we got Osama bin al qaeda, we got your standard Muslim terrorist and I got a hippie protester.
Archie: Ummm...Osama bin al qaeda? And you really have a hippie protester?
Gun guy: Oh, you're one of those Californians huh? You gonna give me a lecture on being P and C?
Archie: I honestly wouldn't know where to begin.
Gun guy: What?
Archie: Nothing. Was just commenting on the weight of this gun.
Gun guy: You sure you can handle all that firepower? I mean, being from California and all?
Archie: Yeah, you know me, I am a former Blood now turned Latin King. Lol.
(COMPLETE SILENCE AND BIG WIDE EYES)
Gun guy: (hand over holstered gun) Lane 6. Make it quick.
Aside from the "differing political viewpoints" and scary armed personnel, this place is pretty fun.
Expensive, but fun.
Target.
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