They serve coffee, they have Baileys and there is button artwork on the wall.
Seriously... what more do you want?
When a place that I wouldn't expect to serve booze does, it's pretty much a guaranteed 4 star. It makes me feel both fancy AND mischievous.
So here's the deal: I ordered a Baileys and coffee... and everyone knows, you can't really screw up a Baileys and coffee. If you HAVE screwed up a Baileys and coffee... *eyebrow raise*
I spent no more then 20 minutes in this place, I did not eat food, I did not snoop the conditions of their bathroom and there was no pomp, poof or jazzy eccentricities.
But their chairs were decently comfy, they served me boozy coffee and they have button artwork on their walls.
We're basically best friends now.