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  • I saw this had just opened and decided to give it a shot. I went alone so they sat me at a big group table with strangers. Awkward--I had expected they'd have a bar or a plan for single customers aside from sitting with strangers. Service was so incredibly slow...but it wasn't the server's fault. The juice people were slugs and the kitchen seemed to cook one person's meal at a time. I ordered a bowl sounded basically like a taco salad but add quinoa and sub the chicken for a vegan option. That vegan option, it turns out, was straight up salty walnuts. Because when I think guacamole and salsa, I immediately wonder where the walnuts are. It was godawful. Half the bowl was occupied by tortilla chips (which I didn't want), and the salad greens were piled to one side where no sauce could possibly be maneuvered to engage them. The whole thing was confused, difficult to eat (the utensils are some weird wood things that don't really work), and incredibly overpriced. Verdict: 2 hours of uncomfortable silence sitting with strangers just to pay $25 for a glass of OJ and a half cup of quinoa with black beans (the only part I could actually eat). I wanted to like this place but...just yuck. Fun fact though, you can take home a vegan bread loaf for a mere $17. Are these people insane?
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