On the next episode of "Vegetarian things with no nutritional value" I give you the Vegetarian Poutine at Smoke's Poutinerie. Though it was visually clear that not even a week's allotment of calories would cover the fat content in this concoction, the sound of "guacamole, sriracha and cheddar cheese" in the same sentence just screams "Canada" and for a moment, I was proud to be a part of it.
And no lie - the ingredients listed above, over a bed of french fries, is truly an unforgettable experience.