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  • The only reason I ever find myself at THIS Pizza PIzza is because I'm too lazy to walk to Pizza Hut. The RUDE boys that work there are rude and don't even acknowledge you're at the counter until some rowdy white guy comes in and bangs on the sneeze guard in a drunken stupor. I also do not care for that smug guy with the stupid sideburns who ignores you for 5 mins then approaches w a leisurely stride. NO, the customer service isn't great but my biggest gripe is the cheese. You KNOW that's NOT real cheese. It tastes like melted Kraft singles.... I LOATHE Kraft singles. ALSO, I ordered my hawaiian panzerrotti and then the RUDE guy put it in the oven as I punched in my debit code..as soon as it said approved, the RUDE guy had my food in a box ready to go. I'm like....you warmed it up already??? And he said "yes" then paused for a while...then I saw a bead of sweat roll down his forehead. I heard the tremble in his voice, and I saw the fear in his eyes..cuz he knew that I knew he was a DAMN LIAR. When I got it home, it was a hawaiian goo brick. Everything inside the panzerotti homogenized to form one pinkish goo. If I wanted pinkish goo for dinner I'd find a pink warthog and ask him to tilt his head forward (chin to chest) then I'd squeegee the slime off the back of his neck and put it between two bread slices. That or I'd puree the warthog with my food processor and put it between two bread slices. Look,either way, NOT appetizing. As I exited, I tossed my empty coffee cup on top of the overflowing garbage hoping that it would topple the whole thing over like Jenga... yeah, I DO get petty.. and it's not like they even care.... That garbage has never been emptied. Never been cleant 2 stars..
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