It's In-N-Out and that automatically garners 5 stars. If you make me explain it to you, you're a lost cause.
I'm pretty sure having this joint so close to ASU is part of the reason why we have so many out-of-state students from California; I can promise you that it was a factor in my decision to uproot from San Jose to Tempe for these 4 glorious years of college, but I digress.
You want to know the meaning of life? Get a double single with grilled onions and chiles and that should get you pretty darn close to figuring out the answer to that. Get it protein style if you want the flavors to really pop.