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  • In the movie "Point Break," Gary Busey, playing the role of Angelo Pappus, says I line I used to use. "Around the corner, there is a sandwich shop that sells meatball sandwiches, best I have ever tasted." I used to use this line before going to Sami's, until today. You took the meatball sub, THE meatball sub of the menu. I looked at the menu for about 2 minutes, didn't see it. I asked the guy at counter "Hey, do you still have the meatball sub?" I was told no. I had been thinking of that sub for a few hours. I received the equivalent of blue balls in some sort of distorted food equation. If I wrote this review before today, you would have received 5 stars for that sandwich alone. Since I wrote it today, you know what you got. I feel that strongly about the situation because I don't have much else going for me. I haven't been this upset since saved by the bell was moved to the mornings when it used to be in the afternoons. Your Gyros are way too dry for me to eat them, and nothing else is good enough to keep me coming back. Except for that meatball sub. I had a punch card, buy 11 meals and your 12th is free. It was almost all the way filled up. I had to put that in the garbage today to prove to myself I will never return until your meatball sub does. It was surrendered, like my faith in Sami's. It is like you broke up with me via text messaging. Johnny Utah is NOT bringing me my meatball sandwiches. This Calvin and Hobbes is NOT funny. I DO want some oranges. Sami's.... You have failed.
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