Dear Tao Security -
You guys can all go to hell.
Please don't yell at us for standing in the so-called 'walkway' when your club is so effin' crowded that there's absolutely NO WHERE to go. And please stop shining your broke ass flashlights on us so that we'll move. We also didn't like your tone when you actually asked, "Can you girls NOT take direction?" Eff ya'll. The only way you can enjoy this club is if you're already drunk, high or both.
Thank you, also, for charging me $6 bucks for a small bottle of Fiji water. I'm sorry, are you too good to serve tap water? Oh, right...you probably think you are.
Pass. Seriously. Especially if you go on a holiday weekend. Just pass.