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  • It might seem odd to mention putrefaction or vile bacterial food corruption in a five star review but I feel I must. You see, if nothing else, the Corned Beef Café is clean. You'll not find a world of filth and degradation here in this lonely place deep in the unsettled bowels of forlorn Broadview Heights. Harshly hungover and shaking like a character from a Cormac McCarthy novel, I entered this place with low expectations and sat myself near the window. I could see my car outside, caked in mud from the night before. While pondering what my blacked-out mind could no longer retrieve related to the cause of the muddy caved-in driver side door, I paused long enough to order coffee and a corned beef omelet. Rye toast. The waitress, it seemed, saw past my disheveled and foul personal appearance and sought from me a glimpse of my soul. She smiled despite my smell and crusted lapel-front and got me a cup of good strong coffee. The coffee here is therapeutic and deeply gratifying. Get past that shaky first sip or two and you might just feel up to adding some sugar or artificial cream from a plastic lidded cup. Do it. Your body needs the help that stabilizers and gelling agents can bring to a deeply damaged and foundering brain. Breathe. Focus on the pain and you will master it. The beautiful waitress refills the cup without being asked. The omelet arrives hot and it is better than good. It is clean. Like everything else in this small window-fronted diner, it is a haven of cleanliness in a nasty ugly world. Outside, the pickup trucks and roadkill and oil-slicked puddles of pooled sour rainwater await you. But here, in this place, at this moment, your past is behind you and your now is clean and focused and improving with every bite and every sip. The Corned Beef Café is inspiring and deeply connective and I hope, no matter how bad your last night was, you will go there and save your soul.
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