Raleigh was able to troubleshoot my Macbook's Migration Assistant, show me plenty of pointers and saved me a ton of time! I have more knowledge of my devices and how to make the most out of them, plus I was able to browse inordinately expensive accessories that I can buy at a later time on Amazon! Thanks, Genius Bar!
EDIT:
Minus 2 stars for hustling me out of there when I became close to getting my issue resolved. I don't wear all my Apple purchase on my sleeve, but my MacBook AND $800 iPhone should be an indicator that I'm a regular customer, not a loiterer.
I know this directive to free up valuable retail space at the Genius Bar comes from managerial directive, so don't come down on the employees for doing what you suggest.
Recommendation: Roll around in your cash reserves, Apple. And stop telling employees to hustle their clients out of the door at lightning speed.