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By The Rue
Sunday I took my boys to Sunsplash,
It was a party I had to crash,
After five hours we were gone in a flash,
None of us developed a rash.
Been a while since I went down the slides,
Kids had fun going down on their hides,
The wave pool doesn't have tides,
Entertainment this place provides.
Checked out moms in their bikini,
Did funny things to my weenie,
I didn't wear a hat or a beanie,
Rub the side of a lamp, get a genie.
$50 bucks for the season pass,
I mostly chilled in the grass,
My kids are awesome and never sass,
I like to fish for trout and bass.
While the kids played I read a book,
Every 2 minutes gave those moms a look,
They probably thought I was a crook,
There was nothing of value that I could've took.
We'll probably go again this Sunday,
Instead of sitting at home they'll get to play,
5 really fun rides that aren't painted grey,
Going down the halfpipe, you better pray.
Rubber Ducky
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