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  • I have to say I found this place to be slightly overrated. I was extremely excited to check out the rooftop bar, hoping to recreate the feeling of The Standard in downtown LA. Don't get me wrong the place is beautiful, but it's the kind of obnoxious beautiful that ruins itself by taking for granted the fact that it looks good and therefor lets everything else fall to the wayside. First off, why is there a list? Last time I checked you were just a hotel, right? Last time I checked this was just Scottsdale, right? I didn't really have any trouble getting in, but I don't need some minimum wage bouncer telling me he's feeling nice tonight for letting me in even though I am not on the list. Well, I'm feeling nice tonight too... for not kicking you in the balls. It didn't really piss me off until I got upstairs. Are they just pretending to be exclusive? Do they really think if they act like they're doing you a favor by letting you in that you will fall for all the hype? If you're gonna check me at the door, you'd better bring it. I'd better have just been let into freakin' heaven or something just as spectacular where I feel small and meaningless! Otherwise, cut the crap. That aside, they created a nice little oasis in the desert. Unfortunately, they ruined it by making it overlook some empty dirt lots with the only buildings in view looking like sad little shanties in the light of the moon. I would have appreciated a better view. The cabanas, pool, and floating candle bar were nice touches. I can't complain there. I also can't complain about all the desperate guys with cabana service just looking to flaunt their "wealth" by offering you free drinks. Just make sure you have a sober buddy nearby in case they're roofied.
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