For those who dare (or in my case as it were, for those who are drunk)... try the following combination:
Veggie dog (or non-veggie - whatever floats your boat here)
Egg
Cheese
Peanut Butter
Whatever Jam they have at that point
Fruit loops
Ketchup (not necessary, but I need ketchup with my eggs)
I call it the drunk breakfast dog - you get your sausage and eggs with some cheese and ketchup, Side of toast (the bun) with peanut butter and jam, and some cereal as well! Salty sweet fatty carby goodness (or at least that is what I am convinced it was)... :D