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dateCreated	2015-05-07 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Palms Casino Resort
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rev:text	Full Disclosure..I MAY BE TOO OLD FOR THIS PLACE. Had a suite in the Palms Ivory Tower..says it's nonsmoking, but you know those friggin Hollywood aholes can't abide by the rules. All in all cigarette smoke was not toooo bad...as the Lurch I live with can tell you..I am a Nicotine Nazi (and proud of it). Anyhoo...It was a very cool room, very minimally done, but the bathroom was so unbelievably impractical. Shower is only half closed in, so you're either warm or freezing your ass off and there is no ledge or anything to put shower supplies..I mean..do hipsters NOT use soap or shampoo??? Also bathroom is so minimally lit, I am assuming that THE PALMS is assuming everyone is suffering from a hangover (which makes sense as I was at a meeting at the Palms and all I heard from passerby's were.."Man..I hit it so hard last night..." I am hoping he was referring to his partying and NOT his date), but I digress. The topper of course was when I dropped something in the living area of my suite and had to move the couch and et voila...drug paraphernalia from previous inhabitants. I was then obsessed with what a Luminol light would show in this room...on the walls...the bed spread...the ceiling (ewww....shuddering).. So again..I am a generation removed from this place..."Can I get a cab to the Bellagio please?"....But if you want to be hip and freezing in your shower..The Palms is your place. Each room comes with a "just met someone and now I am going to fuck them" kit...or as they politely refer to it...an "intimacy kit." Go forth young people, bop your brains out.
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