Your absolute last chance to see that blockbuster flop you've had your eye on for too long. On the big screen. For almost no money.
Of course, you need a car to get here. I mean, there's probably a bus, but it's not worth the trip. Or you could get your mom to drop you off, which is what most of the movie-goers here do. It's that kind of crowd.
A trip to this theater can also be combined with a trip to the world's slowest Taco Bell . . .