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  • Trying to be less of a fatass. It's an uphill battle. Thought about meth. Weighed the pros and cons. Pros of meth: big productivity boost, always dancing (burning calories), cheap, and eliminates appetite (savings + fewer calories) Cons of meth: illegal, always dancing (even when you don't want to be), makes you lose teeth, not the right kind of weight loss Having weighed the pros and cons, I decided not to do meth. So I needed another way to lose weight. Eating less? Impossible. Exercising more? Ain't got time for that. That leaves one thing left - eating healthy. I've known poke is healthy for awhile, but typically it isn't filling and it's always too expensive for the amount of food I get. Enter Koi Poke. I've been twice, and left twice satisfied. Good job guys. 1. It's filling. They let you put as many scoops of non-protein in your bowl as you can fit. I can fit a lot in the belly, so I have them fit a lot in the bowl. They seem to get where I'm coming from and always load it up. Not the type of poke place that skimps on scoops. I appreciate that. 2. It's healthy. I eat a lot, but the lot that I eat is a lot of healthy stuff. The four scoops of protein that comes in a big bowl meets my need for meat. Then I just gorge on everything else vegetable and mineral to satiate the appetite. Both times I've been to Koi I haven't left a thing from the bar out my bowl. First time to a poke joint where I haven't felt hungry when I leave. I guess I can do this poke thing. Rock on. 3. It's expensive. It's still expensive, but at least I'm spending money on healthy filling food. 4. It's not meth. Here's the really important thing about Koi Poke: it's not meth. So while it's expensive, I still have my teeth, and while I'm not dancing all the time, I can eat all I want with the knowledge that I'll remain healthy and thin enough to dance when I want to. So it's kind of a mix of some of the positives of meth, without the cons. I would absolutely recommend Koi to other big eaters like me looking to stop being such huge, lard-soaked, fat-asses. If you can foot the bill, you can have your cake and eat it too. Except in this case, your cake is raw fish. Enjoy.
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