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| - WHY THE HELL NOT? Do I watch baseball? NO. Do I know wtf is going on? NO. Do I care? NO. Is there beer and a reason to exercise my turrets? YES YES YES!!!!!! First of all, I like supporting Toronto teams. Leafs tickets are way too expensive, Raptors games are too plagued by squeaky shoes on floor sounds, Argos stop, go, stop, go, etc kinda gives me a headache, Toronto FC...wait, Toronto has a soccer club?!?!?!
But the Jays! Oh man. It's a great summer pass time! The tickets for the nosebleeds are only about $20 bucks, you get to wear the BJ swag and scream IIII LOOOOVVVEEEEE BBBJJJJJJssss at absolutely errryyone and you can get drunk and take selfies with your besties and not have a care in the world.
If you want a fun date, or a reason to talk to your gf about sports (aka explain wtf is happening down there on the field), or make out in the back row - THIS IS THE PLACE TO GO!! I've met so many awesome people at Jay's games over the years. From a drunk dude who was convinced all Ukrainian girls must have side burns to a psychotic artist, running around the stands and doodling random people's faces.
Yes, beer is over priced. but what the hell...YOLO!
xoxo
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