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  • I'm not Chinese. I don't speak the language. But I'm pretty sure "Ku" is Chinese for "You gonna get screwed!" We sure did. The prices here are outrageous, a common theme in the reviews. They could have saved a ton of money on the plates and bowls by purchasing smaller versions to match the small portions. I'm not quite sure what exactly the idea is from a marketing standpoint when restaurants use great big dishes for tiny portions. I can't eat the bowl. Add more stuff. It's not morels or truffles...it's f'n noodles! In the grand scheme of things in a restaurant they're free compared to things like meat, vegetables, seasonings, flavor. Did I mention the flavor? I had ants crawling on a stick, not literally, that was the name of the dish. No stick, no ants, no crawling unless you include me crawling to the toilet later in the day... This stuff was spicy but lacked flavor, extremely salty, left a taste in my mouth like a shoe and induced acid reflux which lasted at least three hours. I love Chinese food. I'm not even sure the guys in the kitchen were Chinese. They looked like they had been working at Burger King the week before. My wife had the 'Superior Wonton Soup'...NOT! She kept on saying, these are box noodles, these are box noodles...except they don't taste as good. Then the bill came. Toxic shock, soft drink, iced tea and the two dishes, $50. Like I said, "Screwed again!" Funny thing about the way Yelp is treating these reviews. Many of you have provided extremely detailed negative and I might add based on my personal experience, wholly justified comments. Yet Yelp has chosen to summarize only positive reviews at the top of the page of reviews. Any poor unsuspecting reader intent on deciding if Ku is worth a visit, could be mislead by this obviously misleading practice. They gonna get 'Kued!'
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