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| - I'm sad to say that I no longer frequent strip clubs like my younger days. Long gone are the endless nights at Sapphire, leaving at sunrise with a few debit and credit cards less than when I came in with. Hey, the recession is tough on everyone, myself included.
Suffice to say I wanted to go somewhere new and Treasures has always been on my list. I've heard endless stories of the Chris Farley portion-sized steaks and steak and legs is the motto. Treasures can definitely be pricey if you allow it to be. However, for $3 per person you can purchase a dinner voucher from Tix4Tonight that will allow 50% off your entree.
I ordered a massive New York Steak (18 oz?) with a baked potato, and my friend also ordered a over sized piece of meat. We skipped on appetizers because we knew the portion sizes were going to be insane and we were also given bread and butter. Our waitress was friendly and courteous throughout the whole service. She told us stories of regulars who come in and wolf down 28oz Porterhouses on a regular basis...INSANE.
My New York Steak was nothing overly memorable but was definitely Steakhouse quality. The meat was tender, juicy, and cooked perfectly to a medium rare sear. I barely touched my baked as I put all my effort into finishing my steak. Unfortunately, the steak won and my jaw was beat. My friend also enjoyed her dinner, but we could not move as our food coma started to take over.
If you like strip clubs and steak, this is your place. The interior aesthetics are very brothel-like with lots of velvet. The chairs at the dinner tables are big and comfortable and don't help against the cause. The dinner area and strip club are in separate rooms but less than a 15 second walk, as they are in adjoining rooms. My friend and I had an early dinner (8pm), which meant the strippers weren't out in full force. I was a little bummed, but I was ready for a post-coma nap anyways.
Note: Unless you want to pay $10 for a diet coke at dinner, I suggest sticking to water.
Happy Hour: $1 Well Drinks & Domestics from 4-6p.m.; 2 for 1 Premium Drinks from 6-8p.m.; Free Buffet 4-8p.m.
Ambiance: 4 Stars (out of 5)
Food: 4 Stars (out of 5)
Service: 4 Stars (out of 5)
Price: $$
Overall: 4 Stars (out of 5)
Pros:
+ Steak, steak, steak
+ Steak and legs
+ Brothel interior
+ Tix4Tonight discount (50%)
+ Free limo pick up
Cons:
- Lack of strippers during dinner time (8pm)
- $10 diet cokes
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