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| - Less a location review, more a 'Domino's is the worst pizza ever' review. Seriously though, it is. Every two years or so, I get lazy enough into ordering this crud. This time around it was: 'There's a coupon!' 'It's new Brooklyn Style!' & 'They changed the sauce!'
Ordering online is easy. The tracker (which has annoying sfx) stops you from wondering where the 'za is. But ultimately, when it comes to your door, it still STINKS. Without a coup, this Brooklyn style, pacific veggie pizza was to run $17. By Brooklyn style, they mean 'we'll cut less slices so it seems bigger!' Otherwise, it was the same undercooked mealy crust as always. By pacific veggie, they mean 'we'll throw our usual 5-6 veggies that we always use on it'. And that new sauce? Tastes exactly the same as the old one. Boo. My fault for ordering it. If you're reading this, don't make the same mistake I did.
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