Why 5 stars? Because I had a chicken parm burger.
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Need I say more? Yes, a chicken parm burger. It's tough to pin point what I'd label as "Cleveland Cuisine" but this is about as Cleveland as it gets.
Why don't I ask chicken parm more? This is a great question, because it's wonderful. You know what else is wonderful? Burgers. I've definitely never seen these two delicacies combined, and I feel like that's kind of a tragedy, after seeing how well they worked together here.
You'd think I would have been in a non-ideal mood, considering I was on about 3 hours sleep at most when I visited. But you know why that couldn't be further from the truth? Because I was on 3 hours sleep after being up til 5am after Game 7 of the NBA Finals, and up around 8am to buy championship gear at Dick's Sporting Goods. That fact has very little to do with Jammy Buggars, but I just wanted to point out that it will always be associated with a championship in my eyes :)
Plus, their chalk board said "Steph Curry is a wanker," which clinched the 5th star for me.