Never as good as I want it to be. A façade of a boutique local goodness. Eating here is like watching reality television, in that it's very bad and we should all stop doing it
Consistently average food in a cool location with OK service. The only redeeming things about Ncounter (Jesus I hate the name even more now that I type it) are that I can crawl there from my condo and the coffee is self-serve.
The food I regrettably find myself coming back here for is the killer, a breakfast sandwich on ciabatta which is about 60% gorgonzola cheese and the rest dark personal shame and bacon.
In short, if you are trying to wake up tomorrow and do a little bit better than you did today, please skip Ncounter. This review was mostly to talk myself out of ever coming back here. Thank you for reading, God bless